5 - This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
4 - Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility.
3 - You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.
2 - You know, at first I was worried, but now I'm just pissed.
1 - This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
